This Speedo-Wearing Dude Wants His Bong and Weed Back

Sporting a skimpy pair of bright green underwear, thick red-rimmed sunglasses, and armed with nothing but a bong, a 31-year-old man named Jeffrey Shaver stood tall in front of the Kitchener, Ontario, courthouse Tuesday morning, with two signs that read “RETURN MY MARIJUANA” and “RETURN MY BONG.”

Shaver was protesting his arrest by Waterloo Regional Police last October for possession of marijuana, according to the Record. In two run-ins with the police, two bongs were taken away, and only one was returned. Now he’s demanding they return his shit.

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